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'Psst. I got a powerful feeling Jimbo has a full house.'

'Twenty quid will be great, I'll give you it back on Thursday when I get my Giro.'

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Little league world series of poker.

'How about a game of cards?'

"Stag poker"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Once again, I fold.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

Solitaire card shark.

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'I'm all in.'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

It's not that I cheat or read faces: I'm good at poker because I can smell fear...

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

Casino plastic surgery...specializing poker faces.

"I can't even deal."

'How about a game of cards?'

'They sat in an etape, playing bezique and swilling skookum saloop.'

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."