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Little league world series of poker.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'How about a game of cards?'

"Stag poker"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Once again, I fold.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

Solitaire card shark.

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

"I can't even deal."

'How about a game of cards?'

It's not that I cheat or read faces: I'm good at poker because I can smell fear...

'They sat in an etape, playing bezique and swilling skookum saloop.'

Casino plastic surgery...specializing poker faces.

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."

Hit me.