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Suddenly, while shoving a stack of poker chips into the pot, Joe snaps an elbow ligament, and another poker athlete's career comes to a tragic end.

Little league world series of poker.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'How about a game of cards?'

"Stag poker"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Once again, I fold.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

Solitaire card shark.

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'I'm all in.'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

'How about a game of cards?'

"I can't even deal."

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

'They sat in an etape, playing bezique and swilling skookum saloop.'

Casino plastic surgery...specializing poker faces.

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."

Hit me.