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"Just give me enough so that no one can read my expression at the big poker game tonight."

Casino plastic surgery...specializing poker faces.

Little league world series of poker.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'How about a game of cards?'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Stag poker"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Once again, I fold.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

Solitaire card shark.

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'I'm all in.'

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

"I can't even deal."

'They sat in an etape, playing bezique and swilling skookum saloop.'

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."