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"Oh for heaven's sake, Charlie, just let them have the bid!"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus . . . '

"I can see your cards, David."

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Stag poker"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Playing cards.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"Botox."

'Once again, I fold.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Sailor's Poker.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

Solitaire card shark.

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'Right, now learn this trick...'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"There's a tell."

"I'll see your two and raise you three."