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"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

They made a change for this poker tournament. To eliminate large gatherings, it's now against the rules to have a full house.

'They sat in an etape, playing bezique and swilling skookum saloop.'

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Little league world series of poker.

'How about a game of cards?'

"Stag poker"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Once again, I fold.'

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Solitaire card shark.

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'How about a game of cards?'

Casino plastic surgery...specializing poker faces.

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

"I can't even deal."

Cats 'Playing' Cards

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."