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"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'They sat in an etape, playing bezique and swilling skookum saloop.'

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Little league world series of poker.

'How about a game of cards?'

"Stag poker"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Once again, I fold.'

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

Solitaire card shark.

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

Cats 'Playing' Cards

'How about a game of cards?'

"I can't even deal."

Casino plastic surgery...specializing poker faces.

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."

Hit me.