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"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."

WIZARD OF ODDS...gambling, lottery consultant.

'I'll bet you fifty dollars that you can't stop gambling' Colour

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

Cheating Death

"He either has a great hand or I have unresolved feelings about my mother."

'You cats are great bluffers.'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'

Texas Drop 'Em.

'But I should win, I had four aces first.'

'Do you know what I think?. . . I think you're bluffing.'

'Hold on, I'm looking up the rules of poker.'

Man plays poker against a TV set. Woman says: 'I had no idea this interactive TV stuff worked both ways.'

'When you said Bob acts like a little baby when he loses a hand, you weren't kidding.'

'There's not legalized gambling in our state, what are you talking about?'

Dogs and their thoughts

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Little league world series of poker.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Stag poker"

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Playing cards.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'Once again, I fold.'

"Botox."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Sailor's Poker.

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."