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'I love working with my hands.'

"When I said I was 'all-in', I meant I was going to bed... and I'm not saying that just because I lost the hand."

Face painting.

Little league world series of poker.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'How about a game of cards?'

Face painting by numbers.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Stag poker"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Once again, I fold.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Solitaire card shark.

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

Face painting children with no facial features.

Face painting - children have no faces

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

Sergeant Stripes

'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'