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'I love working with my hands.'

"When I said I was 'all-in', I meant I was going to bed... and I'm not saying that just because I lost the hand."

Face painting.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Little league world series of poker.

Face painting by numbers.

'How about a game of cards?'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Stag poker"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Once again, I fold.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

Solitaire card shark.

Face painting - children have no faces

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

Face painting children with no facial features.

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

Sergeant Stripes

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

'I'm all about quantity.'