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'...and I especially proud that I was able to accomplish this without the use of steroids.'

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Playing cards.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Botox."

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Sailor's Poker.

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'Right, now learn this trick...'

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

"There's a tell."

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

'I'm all in.'

"He may have a royal flush. He may have a pair of twos. It's impossible to tell since he had Botox."

'Look sweetie, I'm good at shopping, just like you're good at poker!'