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'Great poker faces.'

'I know your doctor wanted you to take up a hobby to relieve stress, but maybe poker was the wrong choice.'

"I can't even deal."

'Insurance?'

'How about a game of cards?'

'Are you flirting with me?'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'I hear Joey started out dealing 3 - card Monte on 42nd Street.'

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

Playing cards.

Little league world series of poker.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"Stag poker"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Once again, I fold.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

Solitaire card shark.

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

'I'm all in.'

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

It's not that I cheat or read faces: I'm good at poker because I can smell fear...

'How about a game of cards?'