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'I know your doctor wanted you to take up a hobby to relieve stress, but maybe poker was the wrong choice.'

"I can't even deal."

'Insurance?'

'How about a game of cards?'

'Are you flirting with me?'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'I hear Joey started out dealing 3 - card Monte on 42nd Street.'

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

Playing cards.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Little league world series of poker.

"Stag poker"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Once again, I fold.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

Solitaire card shark.

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I'm all in.'

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

'How about a game of cards?'

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

'They sat in an etape, playing bezique and swilling skookum saloop.'