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Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Perfection

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

"You're welcome."

Football Crazy.

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Impasse in the corridor of the National Society of Common Courtesy.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

'You're just making it harder on yourself, Dirkwood! You're being relieved! Step off the mound! ... He's not budging...'

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

Look, Rusty, your fastball's working and your sinker's dropping perfectly. But if you can't stop chasing the ball after you throw it, I'm gonna have to put you down -- In the minors, Rusty. Oh! You should see your face!

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."