Poker Face Perfectionist Gifts

"Just give me enough so that no one can read my expression at the big poker game tonight."

Casino plastic surgery...specializing poker faces.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Little league world series of poker.

'How about a game of cards?'

"Stag poker"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Once again, I fold.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

Solitaire card shark.

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'I'm all in.'

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

"I can't even deal."

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."