Poker Face Master Gifts

'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

Beware of poker-playing dog

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"I must warn you I have very good hand which includes at least five aces. I am not bluffing."

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'Okay. . . Ready? 1, 2, 3 . . . 'Rock'!'

Little league world series of poker.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'How about a game of cards?'

"Stag poker"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Once again, I fold.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

Solitaire card shark.

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'I'm all in.'

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

'How about a game of cards?'

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

"I can't even deal."

'They sat in an etape, playing bezique and swilling skookum saloop.'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

Casino plastic surgery...specializing poker faces.

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'