Poker Master Gifts

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

'No, I mean you really are playing with less than a full deck.'

'Your wagging tail gives away your poker face.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Peel poker.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

"Stag poker"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Dummies Books.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."