Poker Player Gifts

"It doesn't matter how valuable the manuscript is to you, Charles."

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

'Sir, would you please come with us?'

WIZARD OF ODDS...gambling, lottery consultant.

'Stocks declined on news that everyone is playing online poker instead of playing the stock market.'

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

"...with the Botox injections... I never lose at poker."

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

'I think he's bluffing.'

Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before.

"He's in the middle of a big hand! Is it important?"

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

'Sure, I know what that is. . . it's a straight!'

'You can wag your tail and salivate all you want but I still think you're bluffing.'

Man! Talk about poker faces.

Dogs and their thoughts

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"I've begun to suspect my agent is a double agent."

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"He either has a great hand or I have unresolved feelings about my mother."

"What do four ones beat?"

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Just give me enough so that no one can read my expression at the big poker game tonight."

'Three hearts.'

Grimace

'Must you make such a big deal out of this?'

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

Carp A Dealin'.

'Me and the boys have signed a petition for 'this little piggy' to play poker with us on Friday nights.'

'Maybe we should wait until after we've won all that money playing poker until we tell the boss where to go...'