Poker Pro Gifts

"Come on, lady. Who are you kidding'? You're waaaay over twenty-one."

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'

Fishermen's Luck

"I lost my shirt in a card game last night... I was playing, strip poker."

Royal Flush

"But I'm winning!"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Dogs and their thoughts

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Little league world series of poker.

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Peel poker.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Stag poker"

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Dummies Books.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Playing cards.

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."