Poker Pro Prints

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'

Fishermen's Luck

"I lost my shirt in a card game last night... I was playing, strip poker."

Royal Flush

"But I'm winning!"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Stag poker"

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Playing cards.

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

'Once again, I fold.'

"Botox."

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!