Professional Poker Player Gifts

Online poker night, all players have laptops.

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'I'm all in.'

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Dogs and their thoughts

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Peel poker.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Dog in casino.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Stag poker"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Dummies Books.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Playing cards.

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,