Professional Poker Player Gifts

Online poker night, all players have laptops.

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'I'm all in.'

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Little league world series of poker.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Dog in casino.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Stag poker"

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Playing cards.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

'Once again, I fold.'

"Botox."

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

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