Poker Strategist Gifts

'Sir, would you please come with us?'

'We finally found a way to break the deadlock in our negotiations. I'll need a deck of cards and some poker chips.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I'll see you one fire exit, and raise you another sprinkler system.'

Liars Poker

'He's bluffing.'

'What's going on here?' - 'I told you she was stupid.'

Texas Drop 'Em.

'At least we now know a strip poker party is a whole lot different to a house decorating party!'

'The pawky chouser was adept at loo.'

Golf Lynx.

'You had to go for a walk--now we've lost our table.'

Dogs and their thoughts

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Funky Facts: Football.

'I don't like to take chances.'

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Playing cards.

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"Botox."

Sailor's Poker.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'