Poker Strategist Mugs

'Sir, would you please come with us?'

'We finally found a way to break the deadlock in our negotiations. I'll need a deck of cards and some poker chips.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I'll see you one fire exit, and raise you another sprinkler system.'

Liars Poker

'He's bluffing.'

'What's going on here?' - 'I told you she was stupid.'

Texas Drop 'Em.

'At least we now know a strip poker party is a whole lot different to a house decorating party!'

'The pawky chouser was adept at loo.'

Golf Lynx.

'You had to go for a walk--now we've lost our table.'

Dogs and their thoughts

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Funky Facts: Football.

'I don't like to take chances.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Peel poker.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Playing cards.

"Botox."

Sailor's Poker.

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."