Poker Physician Gifts

Doctor's poker.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Dogs and their thoughts

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Little league world series of poker.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Peel poker.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Dog in casino.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Stag poker"

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Dummies Books.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Playing cards.

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

"Botox."

'Once again, I fold.'