Poker Gifts

'I fold!'

"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."

"It doesn't matter how valuable the manuscript is to you, Charles."

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

Gambling was in his blood. Couldn't help it - he had an irregular heartbeat. Even his pulse was impulsive.

'Sir, would you please come with us?'

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

WIZARD OF ODDS...gambling, lottery consultant.

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you a Medicare card and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

'Stocks declined on news that everyone is playing online poker instead of playing the stock market.'

"...with the Botox injections... I never lose at poker."

China and America in poker standoff (Xi Jinping and Donald Trump)

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"Right now all my money is in poker."

His face exuded calm, but his tail betrayed him.

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"One thing about Earl - Earl knows when to fold."

"This fundamentally changes everything we know about elephants!"

'I'll bet you fifty dollars that you can't stop gambling' Colour

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

Gambling in Heaven - Losing your halo.

'I'd say the odds of your full recovery are good -- of course, I liked my pocket sevens last night, too.'

'She may look sweet, but when it comes to poker, she takes no prisoners!'

I club baby seals.

Card players play with huge mirrors behind their opponents cards to see their hands.

'I think he's bluffing.'

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."

'I'm going over to Jerry's for a playdate.'

Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before.