Poker Gifts

'I fold!'

"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."

"It doesn't matter how valuable the manuscript is to you, Charles."

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

'Great poker faces.'

'Two pair ain't gonna cut it, Joseph. I've got three kings.'

Betting With Cow Chips.

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

'Lazarus, I'll raise you.'

Gambling was in his blood. Couldn't help it - he had an irregular heartbeat. Even his pulse was impulsive.

Laundry Poker.

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

'Sir, would you please come with us?'

WIZARD OF ODDS...gambling, lottery consultant.

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

'Stocks declined on news that everyone is playing online poker instead of playing the stock market.'

Dummies Books.

"...with the Botox injections... I never lose at poker."

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you a Medicare card and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

China and America in poker standoff (Xi Jinping and Donald Trump)

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

Why dogs can't play poker: 'For the last time...the kitty stays in the middle of the table.'

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

"Right now all my money is in poker."

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'Athletes play sports. Poker is a sport. I play poker. I am an athlete!'

'She may look sweet, but when it comes to poker, she takes no prisoners!'

Gambling in Heaven - Losing your halo.

'I'll bet you fifty dollars that you can't stop gambling' Colour

"This fundamentally changes everything we know about elephants!"

"One thing about Earl - Earl knows when to fold."

'We'd like to help you but we're a full boat.'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'