Playing Poker Gifts

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

"Botox."

What happens in Vegas...

"It's nice having friends to play poker with..."

Please Do Smoke.

'Well, if you've been out all night playing poker, who disturbed me at 2a.m. getting into bed?'

Golf Lynx.

'I know it's witness protection but do we have to drink and smoke so much and play poker all day and night.'

'Dammit! You guys haven't been doing your job. Serious crime is down 10%!'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Peel poker.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Stag poker"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Dummies Books.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

Playing cards.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'