Online Poker Gifts

'He's taken to playing poker on the net.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Little league world series of poker.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

Obsession with the Internet.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Second lifeReal life.

"You've got computer-breath."

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Stag poker"

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Internet Cafe.

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Playing cards.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."