Online Gambling Gifts

Game Of Chance and Game of Skill.

"Business is slow. Everyone gets their bookies online now."

Net Granny

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Obsession with the Internet.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Bribes for Jabs

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'I don't like to take chances.'

Second lifeReal life.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Computer games

Dog in casino.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"You've got computer-breath."

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Stag poker"

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."