Online Gambling Enthusiasts Gifts

'Dude, I know the building is on fire, but I'm gambling online, and I'm on a winning streak. I can't leave now.'

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Obsession with the Internet.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"You've got computer-breath."

Second lifeReal life.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Peel poker.

Dog in casino.

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Slug roulette

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Internet Cafe.

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Playing cards.

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"Botox."

Sailor's Poker.

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Destination casinos...