Online Gambling Enthusiasts Pillows

'Dude, I know the building is on fire, but I'm gambling online, and I'm on a winning streak. I can't leave now.'

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Obsession with the Internet.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"You've got computer-breath."

Dog in casino.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Second lifeReal life.

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Slug roulette

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Playing cards.

Internet Cafe.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"Botox."

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

Sailor's Poker.

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Destination casinos...

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'