Online Betting Pillows

"Online betting is really exciting. . ! One day you win, the next day you lose. . ."

Little league world series of poker.

A day at the races

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Obsession with the Internet.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'I don't like to take chances.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Second lifeReal life.

"You've got computer-breath."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

How I met your mother

Internet Cafe.

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Destination casinos...

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

Post Game Day Betting.

Nostradamus.