Betting Buddy Pillows

Lady who has lost a bet arranging to

He dropped twenty quid! You helping him look for it? Nah. I'm standing on it.

'Remember, if I sink this putt, it's going to cost you money.'

Little league world series of poker.

A day at the races

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'I don't like to take chances.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Playing cards.

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Destination casinos...

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Post Game Day Betting.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Nostradamus.

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

election polling

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

A day at the races

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'