Beverage Buddy For Bets Pillows

'Sometimes you just can't win.', 'Win, nothing -- I can't even beat the point spread!'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

The Alpha Seltzer

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'I know it's gassy...'

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Tequila Mockingbird

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

National Coffee Day

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Next Round Indicator

Father and son with matching beer crates.