Drinks Buddy Pillows

'It's been so long since I've been laid I hardly remember how to fake an orgasm.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'I know it's gassy...'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Dolphin friendly tuna

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Tequila Mockingbird

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Wanna talk about it?

Next Round Indicator

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

Drinking Companions

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."