Drinks Buddy Gifts

'It's been so long since I've been laid I hardly remember how to fake an orgasm.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I know it's gassy...'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Tequila Mockingbird

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Wanna talk about it?

Next Round Indicator

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'