Drink Buddies Gifts

Clancy: Taking Everything with a Pinch of Salt

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I know it's gassy...'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Tequila Mockingbird

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'Toast'

Wanna talk about it?

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Next Round Indicator

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'