Drink Buddies Gifts

Clancy: Taking Everything with a Pinch of Salt

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'I know it's gassy...'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Tequila Mockingbird

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'Toast'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Wanna talk about it?

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Next Round Indicator

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'