Beverage Buddy Gifts

I Survived End of The World After Party

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I know it's gassy...'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

The Alpha Seltzer

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Tequila Mockingbird

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

National Coffee Day

Wanna talk about it?

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Next Round Indicator

Father and son with matching beer crates.