Beverage Buddy Gifts

I Survived End of The World After Party

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I know it's gassy...'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

The Alpha Seltzer

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Tequila Mockingbird

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

National Coffee Day

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Who's the new guy?'

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