Beer Buddies Gifts

"I really miss the times when good looks and a song were enough to lure seafarers onto the rocks!"

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Hey, Happy hour isn't an hour. Happy Hour 6 - 6:30. That's okay. It's not happy, either.

No reaching for another beer is not a yoga pose, Bob.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'Wait! -- Why don't we just have a BEER bash?'

Vegetables at a bar with vegetable bathroom signs in the background.

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

'Why pay big bucks for a DJ or band for our wedding reception, when Erwin here will play his favurite polka hits on his accordian for some beer?'

'24 hour drinking... I'll drink to that!'

'3 pints of lager, 2 gin and tonic, 1 vodka and coke and a replacement liver.'

"Label says it's organic. That just means it's made in the State of Organ."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I know it's gassy...'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Tequila Mockingbird

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'