Brewery Buddy Gifts

"Do you have a Frequent Drinkers card?"

'You wanna make your mind up. Last night you were accusing me of watering it down!'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

You've done it again, Harry.

'Oh well, never let it be said you can't handle your booze!'

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'I know it's gassy...'

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Bottle Distillery

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Next Round Indicator

Wanna talk about it?

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"