Beer Garden Buddy Gifts

"My wife's always on ebay . . . but no-one's put a bid in for her yet. . ."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'I know it's gassy...'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'We'll take it!'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Wanna talk about it?

Next Round Indicator