Beer Garden Gifts

'Another pint of sun lotion.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beer Stall

'I know it's gassy...'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'We'll take it!'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Thanks

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

Wanna talk about it?

Next Round Indicator

'Malty tasking.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

"So much for that vintage!"