Botanical Gardens Gifts

Foreigners in Paris - Excitement at the Jardin des Plantes

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Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"What are you in for?"

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"Love your ambiance!"

Digging.

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

'He took a fetching class.'

"We're out of bags."

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Paving over the window-box

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

"You spoil that plant!"

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

House Plant Party

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"