Backyard Botanists Gifts

'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

'My mom grows vegetables as a hobby. Takes a lot of perverse pleasure in it.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

SPOONING CACTI

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Ecological Therapy

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

"We're out of bags."

Human males marking territory.

"How?"

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

'I'm sorry my little Towser misbehaved himself.'

'Do you have garden pests?'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"I used to be a tulip in a previous life" - Reincarnation

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

'Honey, don't forget to water the plants!'

Musician using horn to water the plants.