Amateur Horticulturist Gifts

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener attacked by plants.

Gardener

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Horti-Culture

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Cats and gardens.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

An old man growing berries

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Tree Passion

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Gardening#2

Man watering his plants in the rain.

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

'In Love'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Mad about Roses!

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'That plant food really works!'

Environment Friendly House.

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."