Amateur Horticulturist Gifts

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Horti-Culture

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

An old man growing berries

Cats and gardens.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Man watering his plants in the rain.

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

'In Love'

Tree Passion

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Gardening#2

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Mad about Roses!

'That plant food really works!'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Environment Friendly House.

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

Okay, dig that one up!