Backyard Biologist Gifts

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"This never happened."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

Biodiversity

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

Rogue elephant

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

Kangeroo and joey