Backyard Scientist Gifts

'It's all set. Now help me catch my sister.'

"Harolds been keeping busy tinkering in the backyard." (woman on the phone talking while husband is in the backyard building a rocket ship)

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

Bird Bath.

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

"We're out of bags."

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

I know they told me not to bark

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

The Tardis Shed

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

'Let's play alternative health provider.'