Backyard Archaeologist Gifts

"Found it when I was digging the garden...."

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"This never happened."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"...it's another metal detector."

Reinventing the Wheel

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"The pH level seems a little off."

Ventriloquist Grave

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

Human males marking territory.

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"We're out of bags."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Pranking Zombies

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.