Backyard Historian Gifts

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"This never happened."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"The pH level seems a little off."

"How?"

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

Human males marking territory.

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."