Backyard Scientist Pillows

'It's all set. Now help me catch my sister.'

"Harolds been keeping busy tinkering in the backyard." (woman on the phone talking while husband is in the backyard building a rocket ship)

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

Bird Bath.

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"The pH level seems a little off."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"We're out of bags."

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."