Backyard Explorers Pillows

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Frog in the puddles.

"This never happened."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

The Desert Island Package

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

Human males marking territory.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

"How?"

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'