Garden Explorers Pillows

'Have you looked in the garden?'

"So glad you could both make it! Gerald's in the garden, digging up tonight's dinner..."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Pumpkin patch

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Cats and gardens.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"They're so like us."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Et in Arcadia Ego

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'Do you mind!!?'

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

The Echoes at Killarney

Elephant rides.