Backyard Explorers T-Shirts

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Frog in the puddles.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"This never happened."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

The Desert Island Package

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"How?"

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Human males marking territory.

I know they told me not to bark

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

The Tardis Shed

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'