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"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"This never happened."

'How very Cumbria.'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Human males marking territory.

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"It's her first snowman."

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

"How?"

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

Bungee sodbustin'

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'